IDENTILIN$$ F004H08|Utterson MS, Eng 966.7|ff. 72-75v|TWH\mf\2-8-95\P:TJS\o\3-15-96\C:JSC\12-2-98 004.H08.HE1 %X%3SATYR. 4.%4 I. D.| 004.H08.001 Well I may now receaue & dye: my sin 004.H08.002 Indeed is great, but I haue bin in 004.H08.003 A Purgatory, such as feard Hell is 004.H08.004 A recreation, & scarce mapp of this. 004.H08.005 My minde nor with prides itch, nor yet hath bin 004.H08.006 Poison'd with loue to see or to be seene. 004.H08.007 I had noe suite there, or new sute to shew, 004.H08.008 Yet went to Court. But as %1Glare%2 (w%5ch%6 did goe 004.H08.009 To Masse in iest) catchd, was faine to disburse 004.H08.010 The hundred Markes (w%5ch%6 is the Statutes curse) 004.H08.011 Before he scap'd. So it pleasd my destiny, 004.H08.012 (Guilty of my sin in going) to thinke mee 004.H08.013 As prone to ill, & of good as forgett= 004.H08.014 =full, as proud, lustfull, & as much in debt 004.H08.015 As vaine, as wittlesse, & as false as they 004.H08.016 W%5ch%6 dwell at Court; for once going that way 004.H08.017 Therefore I sufferd this: towards mee did runne 004.H08.018 A thinge more strange, then on %1Nilus%2 slime y%5e%6 Sun 004.H08.019 Ere bredd, or all which into %1Noahs%2 %1Arke%2 came; 004.H08.020 A thinge which would haue posd %1Adam%2 to name. 004.H08.021 Stranger then Seuen %1Antiquaryes%2 studyes; 004.H08.022 Then Affrick monsters, %1Guianas%2 rarityes: 004.H08.023 Stranger then strangers; one who for a %1Dane%2 004.H08.024 in the %1Danes%2 massacre had sure bin slayne 004.H08.025 if he had liu'de then; & without helpe dyes 004.H08.026 when next the Prentises 'gainst strangers rise. 004.H08.027 One whom the Watch at noone lets scarce goe by, 004.H08.028 one to whom the examining Iustice sure would cry 004.H08.029 S.%5r%6 by your %1Preisthood%2 tell mee what you are: 004.H08.030 His cloathes were strange, though course, & black, though bare, [f.72v] 004.H08.031 Sleeueles his Ierkin was, & it had bin 004.H08.032 Veluett, but t'was now (so much ground was seene) 004.H08.033 Become %1Tufftaffity%2; & our children shall 004.H08.034 See it plaine Rash awhile, then nought at all. 004.H08.035 This thing haue traveld, & saith he speaks all tongues 004.H08.036 And only knowes to all States what belongs. 004.H08.037 Made of the accents & the best phrase of these 004.H08.038 He speakes one language. If strange meates displease 004.H08.039 Art can deceaue, or hunger force my taste, 004.H08.040 But Pedants motley tongue, Souldiers bumbast, 004.H08.041 Mountbanks drugg tongue, nor the tearmes of law 004.H08.042 are strong enough preparitiues to draw 004.H08.043 mee to beare this: Yet I must be content 004.H08.044 with his tongue in his tongue calld complement 004.H08.045 In w%5ch%6 he can winn widdowes, & pay scores, 004.H08.046 make men speake treason, coozen subtlest whores, 004.H08.047 Out=flatter %1Favourites%2, & out=lye either 004.H08.048 %1Iovius%2 of %1Turius%2, or both together. 004.H08.049 He names mee, & comes to mee; I whisper, God 004.H08.050 How haue I sinn'd that thy wraths furious rodd 004.H08.051 (This fellow) chooseth mee? He sayeth, S%5r%6 004.H08.052 I loue your iudgment, whom doe you preferre 004.H08.053 for the best linguist? & I seelily 004.H08.054 Sayd that I though %1Calapines%2 %1dictionary%2. 004.H08.055 Nay but of men most sweete S%5r%6? %1Beza%2 then 004.H08.056 Some Iesuites, & two other reuerend men 004.H08.057 Of our two %1Academyes%2 I nam'd: there 004.H08.058 he stopt mee & sayd; nay, your Apostles were 004.H08.059 Pretty good linguists: so %1Panurgus%2 was, 004.H08.060 yet a poore Gentleman, all these may passe 004.H08.061 by trauaile. Then as if he would haue solde 004.H08.062 His tongue, he praisd it, & such wonders told, [f.73] 004.H08.063 That I was faine to say, had you liu'de S%5r%6 004.H08.064 Time enough to haue bin %1Interpretor%2 004.H08.065 To %1Babels%2 brick=layers, sure the Tower had stood. 004.H08.066 He adds, if of Court life You knew the good 004.H08.067 You would leaue Lonenesse. I said, not alone 004.H08.068 My lonenesse is but %1Spartans%2 fashion 004.H08.069 To teach by painting drunkards doth not last 004.H08.070 Now; %1Aretines%2 pictures haue made few chaste: 004.H08.071 Noe more can %1Princes%2 Courts (though there be few 004.H08.072 Better pictures of vice) teach mee vertue. 004.H08.073 He like a high=stretchd lute string sq'ueakes; O S.%5r%6 004.H08.074 Tis sweete to talke of Kings: %1At%2 %1Westminster%2 004.H08.075 Sayd I: the man that keepes the Abby Tombes 004.H08.076 And for his price doth with who euer comes 004.H08.077 of all our Harryes & our Edwards talke, 004.H08.078 from King to King, & all their kin can walke, 004.H08.079 Your eares shal heare nought but kings, yo%5r%6 eyes meete[%1trimmed%2] 004.H08.080 Kings only: The way to it is Kings streete. 004.H08.081 He smackd, & cry'de; Hee's base, mechanick, course 004.H08.082 And so are all your %1English%2 in their discourse. 004.H08.083 Are not your ffrenchmen neate? Myne's as you see, 004.H08.084 I haue but one S%5r%6., Looke he followes mee; 004.H08.085 Certes th'are neatly cloathd. I of this minde am 004.H08.086 Your only wearing is this %1Grogoram%2. 004.H08.087 Not so S.%5r%6, I haue more. Vnder this pitch 004.H08.088 He would not fly. I chaf'd; but as itch 004.H08.089 Scratchd into, smarts, & as blunt yron ground 004.H08.090 Into an edge hurts worse: So I foole found 004.H08.091 Crossing hurt mee. To fitt my sullaynes 004.H08.092 He to another key his stile doth dresse; 004.H08.093 And asks what newes? I tell him of new Playes; [f.73v] 004.H08.094 He takes my hand; & as a Still w%5ch%6 stayes 004.H08.095 A Sembreife twixt each dropp, he niggardly 004.H08.096 As loth to inrich mee, so tells many a lye. 004.H08.097 More then ten %1Hollinsheads%2, or %1Halls%2, or %1Stowes%2 004.H08.098 of triuiall houshould trash; hee knowes, hee knowes 004.H08.099 When the Queene smilde, or frown'd; & he knowes w.%5t%6 004.H08.100 A subtill Statesman may gather of that. 004.H08.101 He knowes who loues, whom; & who by poyson 004.H08.102 Hasts to an Offices reuersion: 004.H08.103 He knowes who sould his land, & now doth begg 004.H08.104 A licence, old yron, shooes, bootes, or egge= 004.H08.105 =shells to transport: Shortly boyes shall not play 004.H08.106 At blowe=pointe, or span=Counter, but they pay 004.H08.107 Toll to some %1Courtier%2. And wiser then all vs 004.H08.108 He knowes w%5ch%6 Lady is not painted. Thus 004.H08.109 He with home meates cloyes mee; I belch, spew, spitt 004.H08.110 Looke pale & sickly like a patient, yet 004.H08.111 He thrusts more on, as if he had vndertooke 004.H08.112 To say %1Gallobelgicus%2 without booke. 004.H08.113 Speakes of all States & deedes w%5ch%6 haue bin since 004.H08.114 The %1Spaniards%2 came to the losse of %1Amiens%2. 004.H08.115 Like a bigg wife at sight of loathed meate 004.H08.116 Ready to trauaile, So I sigh, & sweate 004.H08.117 To heare this %1Macaron%2 talke. In vaine. ffor yet 004.H08.118 Either my humo%5r%6 or his owne to fitt, 004.H08.119 He like a priuiledgd Spy (which nothing can 004.H08.120 Discreditt) libells now against each great man.. 004.H08.121 He names a price for euery office payd, 004.H08.122 Hee sayes our warrs thriue ill because delayd. 004.H08.123 That offices are entayld, & that there are [f.74] 004.H08.124 Perpetuityes of them, lasting as farre 004.H08.125 As the last day; & that great Officers 004.H08.126 doe with the Pyrates share, & w%5th%6 y%5e%6 %1Dunkerkers%2: 004.H08.127 Who wasts in cloathes, in meate, in horse he notes, 004.H08.128 Who loues whores, who boyes, & who goats. 004.H08.129 I more amaz'd then %1Circes%2 Prisoners when 004.H08.130 they felt themselues turn'd %1Beastes%2, felt myselfe y%5n%6 004.H08.131 Becomeing %1Traitor%2, & methought I saw 004.H08.132 One of our %1Gyant%2 %1Statutes%2 ope his iawe 004.H08.133 To suck mee in for hearing him: I found 004.H08.134 that as burnt venom'd Lechers doe grow sound 004.H08.135 By giueing others their sores, I might growe 004.H08.136 Guilty & hee free; therefore I did show 004.H08.137 all signes of loathing. But since I am in 004.H08.138 I must pay myne & my forefather sinn, 004.H08.139 to the last farthing. Therefore to my power 004.H08.140 Toughly & stubbornly I beare this crosse: But y%5e%6 hower 004.H08.141 of mercy now was come. He tryes to bring 004.H08.142 Mee to pay a fine t'escape his torturing; 004.H08.143 And sayd, S.%5r%6 can you spare mee? I sayd, willingly. 004.H08.144 Nay S%5r%6. can you spare mee a Crowne? Thankfully I 004.H08.145 Gaue it as ransome. But as fidlers still 004.H08.146 though they be payd to be gone, yet needes will 004.H08.147 Thrust one more Iigg vpon you: So did hee 004.H08.148 with his long complementall thankes vex mee. 004.H08.149 But hee is gone! Thanks to his needy want 004.H08.150 & the prerogatiue of my Crowne. Scant 004.H08.151 His thanks were ended, when I, which did see 004.H08.152 all the Court filld with more strange things, y%5n%6 hee[%1trimmed%2] 004.H08.153 Ran from thence w%5th%6 such or more haste then one 004.H08.154 Who feares more actions, doth make fro%5m%6 prison [f.74v] 004.H08.155 At home in wholesome solitarinesse 004.H08.156 (My pitteous soule began the wretchednesse 004.H08.157 of Sutors at Court to moane, & a traunce 004.H08.158 (like his who dream'd he saw hell) did aduance 004.H08.159 It selfe o're mee; And such men as he saw there 004.H08.160 I saw at Court, & worse, & more; Low feare 004.H08.161 becomes the guilty not the accuser. Then 004.H08.162 Shall I (nones slaue) of high borne, or raisd men 004.H08.163 feare frownes: And my %1M.%5ris%6%2 truth betray thee 004.H08.164 To th'huffing, braggart, puffd %1Nobilitie%2? 004.H08.165 Noe, noe, thou which since yesterday hast bin 004.H08.166 almost about the whole world hast not seene 004.H08.167 O Sun in all thy iourney, vanity 004.H08.168 Such as swells the bladder of our Court: I 004.H08.169 Thinke hee (w%5ch%6 made the waxen %1Garden%2, & 004.H08.170 Transported it from %1Italy%2 to stand 004.H08.171 with vs at %1London%2) flowts our %1Court%2 here; for 004.H08.172 Iust such gay painted things, w%5ch%6 noe sapp, nor 004.H08.173 Taste haue in them ours are, & naturall 004.H08.174 Some of the stocks are, their fruits bastard all. 004.H08.175 Tis ten a clock, & past. All whom the %1Mews%2, 004.H08.176 %1Baloone%2, %1Tennis%2, %1dice%2, or else the %1Stewes%2 004.H08.177 had all the morning held (now the second 004.H08.178 Tyme made ready that day) in flocks are found 004.H08.179 In the presence; & I god pardon mee. 004.H08.180 As fresh & sweete their apparrells bee, as bee 004.H08.181 the feildes they sould to buy them: for a Kinge 004.H08.182 those hose are cryes his flatterers, & doth bring 004.H08.183 Them next weeke to the %1Theater%2 to sell 004.H08.184 Wants reach all States: methinkes they doe as well [f.75] 004.H08.185 At Stage, as Court. All are Players, who e're lookes[%1trimmed%2] 004.H08.186 (for themselues dare not) goe) in Cheapside bookes 004.H08.187 Shall finde their Wardrobes %1Inventorie%2. Now 004.H08.188 the Ladyes come. And (as %1Pyrats%2 w%5ch%6 doe know 004.H08.189 That there came weake shipps fraught w%5th%6 Cutchanell) 004.H08.190 The men boord them, & praise (as they thinke well) 004.H08.191 Their beautyes. They y%5e%6 mens witts: both are bought. 004.H08.192 Why good witts nere were scarlett gownes, I thought 004.H08.193 This cause. These men mens witts, for speeches buy, 004.H08.194 And weomen buy all redds with scarlet dye. 004.H08.195 He calls her beautyes limetwiggs, her haire nett, 004.H08.196 She feares her druggs ill layd, her haire ill sett. 004.H08.197 Would not %1Heraclitus%2 laugh to see %1Macrine%2 004.H08.198 ffrom hatt to shoe himselfe at dore refine 004.H08.199 As the Presence were a %1Meschite%2? And lift 004.H08.200 His skirts, & hose, & call his cloathes to shrift, 004.H08.201 Makeing them confesse not only mortall 004.H08.202 Great staynes & holes in them; but veniall 004.H08.203 feathers or dust with w%5ch%6 they fornicate; 004.H08.204 And then by %1Durers%2 rules survayes the state 004.H08.205 of each limbe, & with strings the odds tryes 004.H08.206 of his neck to his legg, & wast to's thighes. 004.H08.207 So in im%Maculate cloathes, & %1Sym%Metrie%2 004.H08.208 Perfect as Circles with such nicety 004.H08.209 (As a yong %1Preacher%2 at the first tyme goes 004.H08.210 to preach) he enters, & a Lady w%5ch%6 owes 004.H08.211 Him not soe much as good will he straight arrests 004.H08.212 & vnto her protests, protests, protests, 004.H08.213 So much as at %1Rome%2 would serue to haue throwne 004.H08.214 Ten %1Cardinalls%2 into the %1Inquisition%2. [f.75v] 004.H08.215 And whisperd by Iesu so often that a 004.H08.216 Topcleip would haue rauishd him quite away 004.H08.217 for saying the %1Iesus%2 %1Psalter%2. But tis fitt 004.H08.218 that they each other plague, they meritt it. 004.H08.219 But here comes %1Glorius%2 that will plague y%5m%6 both 004.H08.220 Who in the other extreame only doth 004.H08.221 call a rough carelessnes good fashion 004.H08.222 Whose cloake ["t"%1erased%2]his spurrs teares, whom he spitts on 004.H08.223 He cares not. His ill words doe noe harme 004.H08.224 To him. He rusheth in as if %1Arme%2 %1Arme%2 004.H08.225 He came to cry. And though his face be as ill 004.H08.226 As theirs w%5ch%6 in old hangings whipp Christ, yet still 004.H08.227 He striues to looke worse. He keepes all in awe, 004.H08.228 Iests like a licensd foole, com%Mands like lawe. 004.H08.229 Tir'de now I leaue this place, & (but pleasd soe 004.H08.230 As men w%5ch%6 from goale t'execution goe) 004.H08.231 Goe through y%5e%6 great chamber. Why tis hung 004.H08.232 with the seauen deadly sins being among 004.H08.233 These %1Ascaparts%2, men bigg enough to throw 004.H08.234 %1Charing%2 crosse for a barre (men w%5ch%6 doe know 004.H08.235 Noe token of worth but %1Queens%2 man, & fine 004.H08.236 Liueing barrells of beefe, & flaggons of wyne) 004.H08.237 I shooke like a spide spy. %1Preachers%2 w%5ch%6 are 004.H08.238 Seas of witt & arts: you can, then dare 004.H08.239 drowne the sinns of this place; for, for mee 004.H08.240 who am a slant%>skant brooke it enough shall be 004.H08.241 To wash their staynes away. Although I yet 004.H08.242 (with %1Maccabes%2 modesty) the knowne meritt 004.H08.243 of my worke lessen, yet some wisemen shall 004.H08.244 (I hope) esteeme my writts %1Canonicall%2. 004.H08.0SS [3 diamond-dot-wave patterns] 004.H08.0$$ %1no ind.;%2 I. D. %1next to HE; dots in LM at ll. 3, 41, 113%2