IDENTILIN$$ F004B32|Harley ms. 4955|ff. 91v-94v|JSC\mf\10-2-96\P:GAS\o\3-17-97\C:JSC\6-5-97 004.B32.HE1 %X%3Satyre:%5.%6 4.%5th%6%4 004.B32.001 Well; I may nowe receive, and Dye; my sinne 004.B32.002 Indeede is greate, but I haue bin in 004.B32.003 A Purgatorye, such as feard Hell is 004.B32.004 A Recreation, and skant Map of this, 004.B32.005 My minde, nor with Prides Itch, nor yet hath bin 004.B32.006 Poysoned with love to see, or to bee seene, [CW:om] 004.B32.007 I had noe suite there, nor newe suite to showe, [f.92] 004.B32.008 yett went to Court. But as Glaze which did goe 004.B32.009 To a masse in Ieast, catch'd, was fayne to disburse 004.B32.010 The hundred Markes, which is the statutes Curse, 004.B32.011 Before he scap'd; so it pleasd my Destinie 004.B32.012 (Guiltye of my sin of goeing) to thincke mee, 004.B32.013 As prone to all ill, and of good, as forgett= 004.B32.014 full, as Proud, Lustfull and as much in debt, 004.B32.015 As vaine, as wittless, and as false as they, 004.B32.016 Which dwell at Court, for once goeing that way; 004.B32.017 Therefore I suffred this; Towards mee did runne 004.B32.018 A thinge more strange then on Nilus slime the sun 004.B32.019 Ere bred; Or all which into Noahs Arke came, 004.B32.020 A Thinge, which would haue pas'd[sic] Adam to name, 004.B32.021 stranger then seauen Antiquaries studyes, 004.B32.022 Then Affrique Monsters, Guyanaes rarityes. 004.B32.023 stranger then strangest. One who for a [l.c.]dane 004.B32.024 In the Danes Massacre had sure bin slayne, 004.B32.025 If he had lived then; and without helpe dyes, 004.B32.026 When next the Prentises against strangers rise, 004.B32.027 One, whom the watch at Noone letts skarce goe bye 004.B32.028 One, to whom the Examininge Iustice sure would crye 004.B32.029 S%5r%6, by your Priesthoode, tell mee what you are, 004.B32.030 His Clothes were strange, though Course, & blacke, though bare. 004.B32.031 Sleeveles his Ierkin was, (%Y************%Z>and it had bin< 004.B32.032 Velvett; But t'was (so much ground was seene) 004.B32.033 Become Tufftaffitye, and our children shall 004.B32.034 see it playne rash a while, then nought at all. 004.B32.035 This thinge hath trauayld, and sayth, speakes all tonges. 004.B32.036 And onlye knowes, what to all states belonges. 004.B32.037 Made of the Accents, and best phrase of these, 004.B32.038 He speakes one language; yf strange meates displease, 004.B32.039 Art can deceive, or hunger force, my tast. 004.B32.040 But Pedants Motley toung, soldiers bumbast, 004.B32.041 Mountebancke drug tounge; Nor the termes of lawe, 004.B32.042 Are stronge enough Preparatives to drawe 004.B32.043 Mee to beare this; yett I must be content 004.B32.044 With his toung, in his tounge, cald Complement. 004.B32.045 In which he can win Widdowes, and pay Skores; 004.B32.046 Make men speake Treason; Cosin subtillst whores; 004.B32.047 Out flatter Fauorites, and outlye eyther 004.B32.048 Iovius, or [l.c.]surivs, or both togeather. 004.B32.049 He names mee, and comes to mee; I whisper; God, 004.B32.050 Howe haue I sinn'd, that thy wrath[sic] furious rod, [CW:om] 004.B32.051 This fellowe, chuseth mee? He sayth, S%5r%6 [f.92v] 004.B32.052 I love your iudgment; whome doe you preferre 004.B32.053 For the best linguist? And I seelilye 004.B32.054 Sayd, that I thought, Calepines Dictionarye. 004.B32.055 Nay but of men, most sweete S%5r%6 Beza then, 004.B32.056 Some Iesuites, and two reverend men 004.B32.057 Of our two Academyes I nam'd there 004.B32.058 He stopt mee; and sayd, Nay, your Apostles weare 004.B32.059 Good prettye linguists, and [l.c.]panurge was 004.B32.060 yet a Poore gentleman all these >%Vmay< passe, 004.B32.061 By travayle; then as if he would haue solde 004.B32.062 His tounge, he prays>e>le%Vbase< mechanique, Course, 004.B32.082 So are all your Englishmen in theyre discourse. 004.B32.083 Are not your frenchmen Neate? Myne? as you see 004.B32.084 I haue but one frenchman, looke, he followes mee; 004.B32.085 Certes they goe neatlye cloth'd; I of this mynde ame 004.B32.086 your onlye wearinge is this Grogerame. 004.B32.087 Not so S%5r%6, I haue more; vnder this pitch 004.B32.088 He would not flye, I chaf'd him but as itch 004.B32.089 Scratch'd into smart, and as blunt Iron ground 004.B32.090 Into an Edge, hurts worse, soe I foole, founde, 004.B32.091 Crossing hurt mee; To fitt my Sullennes, 004.B32.092 He to another key his stile doth dresse. 004.B32.093 And askes what newes? I tell him of new Playes. 004.B32.094 He takes my hand, and as a still which stayes 004.B32.095 A sem[sic] briefe twixt each drop, he niggardlye, 004.B32.096 As loth to enritch mee [sic]to, tells manye a lye. [CW:om] 004.B32.097 More then ten Hollingsheads, and Halls, and [l.c.]stowes, [f.93] 004.B32.098 Of triuiall household trash he knowes. He knowes 004.B32.099 When the Queene **#smilde, or frownd, & he knowes what 004.B32.100 A subtill statesman may gather of that, 004.B32.101 He knowes, who loves whome, & who by poyson 004.B32.102 Hasts to an offices reversion. 004.B32.103 He knowes who hath sold his land, & now doth begge 004.B32.104 A licence, Old Iron, shooes, Bootes, or Egge= 004.B32.105 shells to transport; shortlye boyes shall not play 004.B32.106 At blowpoynte, or span counter, but the[sic] pay 004.B32.107 Toll to some Courtier; and wiser then all vs, 004.B32.108 He knowes which Lady is not paynted; Thus 004.B32.109 He which%>>with< home meates tryes mee. I belch, spue, spitt, 004.B32.110 Looke pale, and sicklye, like a Patient, yett 004.B32.111 He thrusts more, and as if he had vndertooke 004.B32.112 To say Gallo Belgicus without booke 004.B32.113 Speakes of all states, and deedes which haue bin since 004.B32.114 The Spaniards came, to the losse of Amyens. 004.B32.115 Like to a bigge wife, at sight of loth'd meate, 004.B32.116 Ready to travayle, so, I belch, and sweate 004.B32.117 To heare this Macaron talke; In vayne; for yett 004.B32.118 Eyther my humor, or his owne to fitt, 004.B32.119 He like a Priuiledg'd spye, whom nothing can 004.B32.120 Discreditt, libells now agaynst each greate man. 004.B32.121 He names a Price for everye office payd; 004.B32.122 He sayes, our warrs thriue ill, because delayde, 004.B32.123 That Offices are intayld, and that there are 004.B32.124 Perpetuityes of them, lasting as farr 004.B32.125 As the last daye, and that greate >offices%>officers< 004.B32.126 Do w%5th%6 the Pirates, share, and Dunckerchers. 004.B32.127 Who waste in meate, in Clothes, in horse, he notes. 004.B32.128 Who loves whores, who boyes, & who Goates, 004.B32.129 I more amaz'd then Circes Prisoners, when 004.B32.130 They felt themselves turne beasts; felt myselfe then 004.B32.131 Becomming Traytor; And me thought I sawe 004.B32.132 One of our Gyante statutes ope his Iawe 004.B32.133 To sucke me in for hearing him; I founde 004.B32.134 That as burn't venom'd letchers, doe growe sound 004.B32.135 By giuing others theyre sores, I might growe 004.B32.136 Guilty, and he free: Therefore I did showe 004.B32.137 All signes of lothinge; But since %YI#came%Z#>I am in,< 004.B32.138 I must pay myne, and my forefathers sin 004.B32.139 To the last farthing; Therfore to my Power 004.B32.140 Toughlye, and stubbornlye; I beare this Crosse; but the houre 004.B32.141 Of mercie, now was come; He tryes to bring 004.B32.142 Mee to pay a fine to scape his torturing: [see#notes] [CW:om] 004.B32.143 And sayes, S%5r%6 can you spare mee? I sayd willinglye, [f.93v] 004.B32.144 Nay, S%5r%6, can you spare me a Crowne, Thanckfully I 004.B32.145 Give it as ransome; But as Fidlers still, 004.B32.146 Though they be payd to be gonn, yett needes will 004.B32.147 Thrust one more I%Y>i<%Zgge vpon you; so did hee, 004.B32.148 With his long complementall thanckes vex mee. 004.B32.149 But he' is gone, thankes to his needy want, 004.B32.150 And the Prerogatiue of my Crowne; skant 004.B32.151 His thankes weare ended, when I which did see 004.B32.152 All the Court fild with Poore%>>M>Me< seemes they doe as well 004.B32.185 At stage, as Court, all are Players; who ore lookes 004.B32.186 (For themselues dare not goe) ore Cheapside bookes 004.B32.187 Shall finde theire wardrops Inuentory; Now 004.B32.188 the Ladyes come, as Pirates w%5ch%6 did know, [CW:om] 004.B32.189 That there came weake ships fraught with Cutchinneale, [f.94] 004.B32.190 The men boord them, and prayse, as they thinck, well 004.B32.191 Theyre beauties; they the mens witts, both are bought. 004.B32.192 Why good witts nere weare scarlett gownes I thought 004.B32.193 This Cause. These men, mens witts for speeches buy, 004.B32.194 And woemen buy all redds which scarlett dy. 004.B32.195 He cald her beutye limetwiggs, her hayre nett, 004.B32.196 She feares her druggs ill, >%Vlayd< her haires loose sett. 004.B32.197 Would not Heraclytus laugh to see Maerine[sic] 004.B32.198 From hatt to shoe, hymselfe at dore refine, 004.B32.199 As the Queenes Presence weare a Meschite; and lift 004.B32.200 His skerts, and hose, and call his cloths to shrift, 004.B32.201 Making them confesse, not onlye mortall 004.B32.202 Greate staynes, and holes on[sic] them, but veniall, 004.B32.203 Feathers are[sic] dust, with which they fornicate; 004.B32.204 And then by Durers rules, suruayes the state 004.B32.205 Of his each Lymme, and with stringes the odds tryes, 004.B32.206 Of his necke to his legge, and wast to thighes, 004.B32.207 So in immaculate clothes, and symmetrye 004.B32.208 Perfect as Circles; with such Nicetye 004.B32.209 As a young Preacher at his First tyme goes 004.B32.210 To Preach; he enters, and a Ladye which owes 004.B32.211 Hym not soe much as good will; streight arrests, 004.B32.212 And vnto her Protests, Protests, Protests. 004.B32.213 So much, as at Rome, would serue to haue throwne, 004.B32.214 Ten Cardinalls into the inquisition. 004.B32.215 And whisperd by Iesu, so often, that a 004.B32.216 Pursevant would haue rauish'd him away, 004.B32.217 For saying our Ladyes Psalter. But tis fitt 004.B32.218 That they each other plague, they merrit it. 004.B32.219 But here comes Glorius, that will plague them both; 004.B32.220 Who in the other extreame only doth, 004.B32.221 Call a roughe carelesnes, good fashion; 004.B32.222 Whose Cloake his spurrs teare, whom he spitts on, 004.B32.223 He cares not, his ill words doe noe harme 004.B32.224 To him, he rushes in, as if Arme, Arme, 004.B32.225 He came to crye, and though his face bee as ill, 004.B32.226 As theyres which in old hangings whip Christ, still 004.B32.227 He striues to looke worse; Hee keepes all in awe, 004.B32.228 Ieasts like a lycens'd foole, Commands like lawe. 004.B32.229 Tirde, now Ile leaue this Place, and but pleas'd soe 004.B32.230 As men which from Iayles to Execution goe. 004.B32.231 Goe through the Greate Chamber, (why is it hung) 004.B32.232 With the seauen deadly sinns? Being among 004.B32.233 These Askaparts, men big enough to throwe 004.B32.234 Charing Crosse for a barr, men which doe Knowe 004.B32.235 No token of worth, but Queenes man, and fine, 004.B32.236 liueing barrels of beefe, flaggons of wine, [CW:om] 004.B32.237 I shooke like a spyed spye. Preachers which are [f.94v] 004.B32.238 Seas of witts, and Artes, you can, then dare 004.B32.239 Drowne the sinnes of this Place, for, for mee 004.B32.240 Who ame a shalowe brooke, yt enough shall bee, 004.B32.241 To wash theyre staynes away, though I yett 004.B32.242 With Machabees modestye the merrit 004.B32.243 Of my worke lessen, yett some wise man shall 004.B32.244 (I hope) esteeme my writts Canonicall. 004.B32.0SS [om] 004.B32.0$$ %1No ind; dots after Satyre in HE form equilateral triangle pointing right; >D%5r: Doone:~< is running HE%6; scribe conflated ll.143-44 on bottom of f.93, canceled them (mostly) & started again atop 93v (the text:%2 >%YAnd sayes, S%5r%6, can you spare mee? a Crowne;%Z< Thankfully I />%YGive it as ransome;%Z<)