IDENTILIN$$ F004B46|Stowe 961|ff. 6-10v|pp. 11-20\TWH\cf\2-28-95|P:TJS|o|7-20-95|C:MJJ 3-22-96; JSC 11-4-98 004.B46.HE1 %X%1Satyre%2. 004.B46.001 Well: I may now receiue and die. my Sinne 004.B46.002 Indeed is great. but I yet haue bin in 004.B46.003 A Purgatorie, such as fear'de Hell is 004.B46.004 A recreation, and Scant Mapp of this. 004.B46.005 My minde nor with Prides itch, nor yet hath bin 004.B46.006 Poison'd with Loue, to see, or to' bee seene. 004.B46.007 I had noe Sute at Courte. nor sute to showe 004.B46.008 But onlie thither went, 'as Glare did goe 004.B46.009 To a Masse in iest, catch't was faine to disburse 004.B46.010 Three hundred marks (w%5ch%6 is the statutes Curse) 004.B46.011 Before he scap't. Soe, it pleasd my Destiny 004.B46.012 (Guiltie of my Sin in goinge) to thincke me 004.B46.013 As prone to all ill, and of good as forgett= 004.B46.014 full as proud, lustfull, and as much in debt 004.B46.015 As vaine, as wittles and as false as they 004.B46.016 W%5ch%6 dwell at Court. for once goinge that way 004.B46.017 Therefore I sufferd this. Towards me did run 004.B46.018 A thinge more strange then out Niles slime y%5e%6 Sun 004.B46.019 Ere bred; or all that vnto Noahs Arke came 004.B46.020 A thinge that would haue posd Adam to name 004.B46.021 Stranger then seauen Antiquaries studies 004.B46.022 Guyana's Monsters; Affricks rarities, 004.B46.023 Stranger then strangers; one who for a Dane 004.B46.024 In the Danes massacre, had sure bin slaine 004.B46.025 Had he liu'd then, and without helpe dies 004.B46.026 When next the Prentises against strangers rise [f.6v] 004.B46.027 One, whom the Watch at Noone scarce let's goe by 004.B46.028 To whom the Examininge Iustice sure wold cry 004.B46.029 S.%5r%6 by your Pristhood, tell me what y%5e%6 are. 004.B46.030 His Cloathes were graue though Course, and blacke \(though bare. 004.B46.031 Sleeules his Ierkin was, and it had bin 004.B46.032 Veluet, but t'was now (So much ground was sene) 004.B46.033 Become tuftafata; and our Children shall 004.B46.034 See it plaine Rash awhile, then nought at all. 004.B46.035 This thinge hath traveld, and (faith) speakes all tongues 004.B46.036 And only knowes what to all states belonges 004.B46.037 Made of the Accents, and best phrase of these 004.B46.038 He speakes one Language; If strange meates displease 004.B46.039 Art can deceiue, or hunger force his taste. 004.B46.040 But Pedant's motly tongues, Soldiers Bumbaste 004.B46.041 Mountebanks drug=tongue,%>>drugs-tongue,< nor the tearmes of Lawe 004.B46.042 Are stronge Preparatiues enough to drawe 004.B46.043 Me to beare this; yet I must be content 004.B46.044 With his tongue, in his tongue's cold Complement 004.B46.045 In which he can win widdowes, or pay scores 004.B46.046 Make men speake treason, Cosen Subtlest whores 004.B46.047 Outflatter fauourites and outlie either 004.B46.048 Iouius, or Surius, or both together. 004.B46.049 He names me, and comes to me (I whisper, God 004.B46.050 How haue I Sin'd that thy wraths furious rod 004.B46.051 This fellowe, chooseth me) He sath[sic] S%5r%6 [f.7] 004.B46.052 I Loue your Iudgm.%5t%6 whom doe you prefer 004.B46.053 For the best Linguiste? And sillily I 004.B46.054 Saide, that I thought Calapins Dictionary. 004.B46.055 Nay, but of men, most Sweet S.%5r%6? Beza then 004.B46.056 Some Iesuits >%Y%Z< and two reuerend men [see#notes] 004.B46.057 Of our two Academies I nam'd. there 004.B46.058 He stop't me and saide, Nay yo%5r%6 Apostles were 004.B46.059 Prettie good Linguists and so Panurgus was 004.B46.060 yet a poore gentleman all these may passe 004.B46.061 by trauaile. Then as if he would haue sould 004.B46.062 his tongue, he praisd it, and such wonders told. 004.B46.063 That I was faine to Say If you had liud S%5r%6 004.B46.064 Time enough t'haue bin Interpreter 004.B46.065 To Babells bricklayers, sure the towre had stood. 004.B46.066 He answerd If of Court life you knew the good 004.B46.067 You would leaue Lonenes. I saide. not alone 004.B46.068 My Lonenes is. But Spartanes fashion 004.B46.069 To teach by paintinge Drunkards; doth not taste; 004.B46.070 Now, Aretines pictures haue made few chaste 004.B46.071 No more doe Princes Courts (though there be few 004.B46.072 Better pictures of vice) teach me virtue 004.B46.073 He like to highe= stretcht= lute= stringe Squee'sd, O. S.%5r%6 [see#notes] 004.B46.074 t'is Sweet to talke of Kings. In Westminster 004.B46.075 Said I; the mann that keepes the Abbey tombes 004.B46.076 And for his price, doth with who euer comes 004.B46.077 Of all our Harries and o%5r%6 Edwards talke, [f.7v] 004.B46.078 From Kinge to Kinge, and all theire Kine can walke, 004.B46.079 Your eares shall heare nought but Kinge y%5r%6 eyes meet 004.B46.080 Kings only, the way to't is Kingstreet: 004.B46.081 He smack't and cride, h>*%>e<'s base, mechanicke, course 004.B46.082 So are your Englishmen in their Discourse 004.B46.083 Are not y%5r%6 Frenchmen neate? mine; as you see 004.B46.084 I haue but one Frenchman, he followes me. 004.B46.085 Certes th'are neatly cloathd, I of this minde am 004.B46.086 Your only wearinge is your Grogaram; 004.B46.087 Not so S.%5r%6 I haue more. vnder this Pitch 004.B46.088 He would not fly. I chac't him; but as Itch 004.B46.089 Scratch't into Smart, and as blunt iron grounde 004.B46.090 Into an edge hurts worse,%5:%6 Soe I foole founde [see#notes] 004.B46.091 Crossinge hurte me. to fitt my Sullennesse 004.B46.092 He to another key his stile doth dresse, 004.B46.093 And askes, what newes? I tell him what new plaies>.%>;< 004.B46.094 He takes my hand, and (as a stille w%5ch%6 stayes 004.B46.095 A Sembriefe 'twixt each drop,) he niggardlie 004.B46.096 (as loath to inrich me Soe) tells many a lye 004.B46.097 More then ten Hollinsheads and Halls, & stowes%>>>Stowes<< 004.B46.098 Of triuiall houshold trash! he knowes, he knowes 004.B46.099 When the Qu: smilde or frownde, and he knows what 004.B46.100 A subtle statesman may gather of that. 004.B46.101 He knowes who loues whom, and who by poison 004.B46.102 Hastes to an Offices Reuersion. 004.B46.103 He knowes whoe solde his Land, & now doth beg [f.8] 004.B46.104 A licence olde Iron, bootes or shoes, or egg= 004.B46.105 shells to transporte; shortlie boyes shall not play 004.B46.106 At blowe=pointe, or Span=Counter, but they pay 004.B46.107 Tole to Some courtier: And wiser then all us 004.B46.108 He knowes which Ladie is not painted. thus 004.B46.109 he with home=meates cloyes me; I belch, spue; Spitt, 004.B46.110 Looke pale and Sickly, like a patient, yet 004.B46.111 He thrusts in more, and as h'had vndertooke 004.B46.112 To Say Gallo=Belgicus without booke 004.B46.113 Speaks of all states and deedes w%5ch%6 haue bin since 004.B46.114 The Spaniards came to th' Losse of Amiens. 004.B46.115 Like a big wife at Sight of loathed meate 004.B46.116 Readie to trauell, Soe I Sighe and Sweate 004.B46.117 To heare his Maca=roone talke in vaine; for yet 004.B46.118 Either my humor or his owne to fitt 004.B46.119 He like a priuiledg'd Spie, whom nothing can 004.B46.120 Discredit, libells now, 'gainst each great man. 004.B46.121 He names a price for euery office paide 004.B46.122 He Sayes o%5r%6 warrs thriue ill, because delaide 004.B46.123 That Offices are intaild and that there are 004.B46.124 Perpetuities of them lastinge as farr 004.B46.125 As the last Day, and that great Officers 004.B46.126 Doe with the Pyrates share, & with y%5e%6 Dunkerkes%>>>Dunkerkers<< 004.B46.127 Whoe wast's in Cloathes, in meate, in horse, he notes 004.B46.128 Who Loueth whores best, who Boyes, and who Goates. 004.B46.129 I more amasd, then Circes Poisne'es when [f.8v] 004.B46.130 They felt them selues turnd beasts, felt my selfe then 004.B46.131 Becomminge Traytor, and, me thought, I Saw 004.B46.132 One of our Gyant=statutes ope his iawe 004.B46.133 To Sucke me in, for hearinge him. I founde 004.B46.134 That as burn't venom'd Leachers doe grow Sounde 004.B46.135 By giuinge others theire Soares: I might growe 004.B46.136 Guiltie, and he free. therefore I did showe 004.B46.137 All Signes of Loathinge; But Since I am in 004.B46.138 I must pay mine, and my forefathers Sin 004.B46.139 To the last farthinge: therefore to my powre 004.B46.140 Toughlie and stubbornly I beare this Crosse, but y%5e%6 houre 004.B46.141 Of mercie now was come; he tries to bringe 004.B46.142 Me to pay fine t'escape his torturinge 004.B46.143 And sayes S.%5r%6 Can you spare me? I saide willingly 004.B46.144 Nay S.%5r%6 can you spare me a Crowne? thanckfully I 004.B46.145 Gaue't as a Ransome. But as fidlers still 004.B46.146 Though they be paide to be gon) yet needs will 004.B46.147 Thrust one more Iigg vpon you. Soe did he 004.B46.148 With his longe Complementall thanckes vex me. 004.B46.149 But he is gone, thancks to his needie want 004.B46.150 And the prerogatiue of my Crowne. Scant 004.B46.151 Were his thancks ended when I w%5ch%6 did see 004.B46.152 All the Court fild with more strange things then hee 004.B46.153 Ran from thence, with Such or more hate, then one 004.B46.154 Who feares more Actions, makes from Pryson. 004.B46.155 At home, in holsome Solitarines [f.9] 004.B46.156 My piteous Soule began the wretchednes 004.B46.157 Of Suitors at Court to moane, and a trance 004.B46.158 (Like his, who dreamt he Saw hell) did aduance 004.B46.159 It selfe ore me. And Such as he sawe there, 004.B46.160 I Sawe at Courte, and worse and more; Lowe feare 004.B46.161 Becomes the Guilty, not the Accuser. then 004.B46.162 Shall I (none's slaue) of highe borne, or raisd men 004.B46.163 Feare frownes; and my M%5rs%6, truth betray thee, 004.B46.164 To the huffinge braggart, pufte Nobilitie. 004.B46.165 No, no; thou w%5ch%6 Since yesterday hast bin 004.B46.166 Allmost about the whole world, hast thou seene 004.B46.167 O Sunne; in all thy Iourney, vanity, 004.B46.168 Such as swels the bladder of our Courte? I 004.B46.169 Thincke he w%5ch%6 made the waxen garden, and 004.B46.170 Transplanted it from Italy to stand 004.B46.171 With us at London, flouts our Courtier; for 004.B46.172 Iuste such gay painted thinges w%5ch%6 no Sapp, nor 004.B46.173 Taste haue in them, ours are; and naturall 004.B46.174 Some of the stockes are theire fruites bastards all. 004.B46.175 Tis ten of Clocke and past. All whom the Mewes 004.B46.176 Baloone, Tennise, Dyet, or else the stewes 004.B46.177 Had all the morninge held, (now the Second %Ytime%Z 004.B46.178 Tyme made ready that day) in flockes are found 004.B46.179 In the presence and I (god pardon me). 004.B46.180 As fresh and Sweet theire Apparells bee; as bee 004.B46.181 The fields they Soulde to buy them. for a Kinge [f.9v] 004.B46.182 Those hose are; cry his flatterers, and bringe 004.B46.183 Them next weeke to the Theater to Sell. 004.B46.184 Want's reach all states: Me thinckes they doe as well 004.B46.185 At stage, as Courte: All are Players, who orelookes 004.B46.186 (For themselues dare not goe) ore Cheapside bookes 004.B46.187 Shall finde theire wardrobes Inventorie. now 004.B46.188 The Ladies Come, as Pyrats which did knowe 004.B46.189 There came weake ships fraught with Cutchinell 004.B46.190 The men board them, and praise (as they thincke) well 004.B46.191 Theire beauties; they, the mens wits, both are taught 004.B46.192 Why good wits ne're weare Scarlet gownes. I thought 004.B46.193 This Cause, those men, mens wits for Speches buy 004.B46.194 And weomen buy all redds w%5ch%6 Scarlet Dye. 004.B46.195 He calls her beauties, lime=twiggs her hayre, net 004.B46.196 She feares her drug's ill laide, her haire loose Set: 004.B46.197 Would not Heraclytus laughe, to see Macrine 004.B46.198 From hat to shoe himselfe at dore refine? 004.B46.199 As if the Presence were a Meschite; and lifte 004.B46.200 His skirts and hose, and call his Cloathes to shrifte 004.B46.201 Makinge them confesse not only mortall 004.B46.202 Greate staines and holes in them, but veniall 004.B46.203 Feathers and duste, with w%5ch%6 they fornicate; 004.B46.204 And then (by Durers rules) Survayes the state 004.B46.205 Of each limbe, and with silke stringes the ods tryes 004.B46.206 Of his necke to his legg and waste to thyghes. 004.B46.207 Soe in immaculate Cloathes, and Symmetry [f.10] 004.B46.208 Perfect as Circles (with such nicety 004.B46.209 As a yonge Preacher at the first time goes 004.B46.210 To preach) he enters and a Lady (w%5ch%6 owes 004.B46.211 Him not so much as goodwill) straight arests 004.B46.212 And vnto her protests, protests, protests 004.B46.213 So much at Rome would well Serue to haue throwen 004.B46.214 Ten Cardinalls into the Inquisition 004.B46.215 And whispers by Iesu, so often that a 004.B46.216 Purseuant would haue rauish'd him away 004.B46.217 For sayinge our Ladies psalter. but tis fitt 004.B46.218 That they each other plauge; they merit itt. 004.B46.219 But here comes Glorius that will plauge 'em both 004.B46.220 Who in the other extreame, only doth 004.B46.221 Call a roughe Carelesnes Good fashion 004.B46.222 Whose cloake his spurs teare, whom he spitts on 004.B46.223 He cares not: And his ill wordes do no harme. 004.B46.224 To him. he rusheth in, as if Arme, Arme, 004.B46.225 He came to cry, and though's face be as ill 004.B46.226 As theirs which in old hangings whip Christ; still 004.B46.227 He striues to Looke worse; he keepes all in awe, 004.B46.228 Iests like a licenc'd foole, commands like Lawe. 004.B46.229 Tirde now I leaue this place, and (but pleasd soe 004.B46.230 As men w%5ch%6 from Iayle & execution, goe) 004.B46.231 Goe throughe the Great Chamber. why? tis hunge 004.B46.232 With the Seauen deadly Sins; being amonge 004.B46.233 Those Ascaparts, (men big enough to throwe 004.B46.234 Charinge=Crosse for a Barr. men w%5ch%6 doe knowe 004.B46.235 No token of worth, but Queens=man & fine 004.B46.236 Liuinge Barrells of biefe, flaggons of wine) 004.B46.237 I shoke like a Spide Spie. Preachers w%5ch%6 are 004.B46.238 Great seas of witt and art, you can then dare 004.B46.239 To drowne the Sinnes of this place, for, for me 004.B46.240 Who am a shallowe brooke; it enough shalbe 004.B46.241 To wash away theire staines; although I yet 004.B46.242 (With Macchabee's modesty) the knowne merit 004.B46.243 Of my worke lessen; yet some wiseman shall 004.B46.244 (I hope) affirme my writts Canonicall.|. 004.B46.0SS %XFinis 004.B46.0$$ %1No ind;%2 %Jthen%K %1in l.56 scribally cancelled; spaces after hyphens in l.73 ADDED for collation only; page scribally numbered %2 11 %1at LM above l.1; colon vertically aligned over comma in l.90; grape clusters in LM of ll. 39, 160, 184, & 192; 2 grape clusters centered under SS, & under them, centered,%2 A P